Theories of Bicycle Pornography

1980s b/w interview with Dr Paul Berry.

Celebrate the beauty and sexuality of bicycles. Bicycles are objects of human desire. Objectification of bicycles. Humans make bikes; human make babies too. Bicycles are brought into life as adults. Don’t use the term ‘riding’ or ‘rider’. ‘Ride or ‘riding’ is a dominant relationship term. Use ‘cyclist’ instead. Fantasies of the bicycle as ‘other’. Always be Bike Positive. Both bikes and human deteriorate when inactive. Bike must be invited to be a full partner in the endeavour. Bicycles as passive receivers of human lust does not provide fulfillment.

Spoof by Paul Berry, Laurel Hoyt, and Salut House.

2 thoughts on “Theories of Bicycle Pornography

  1. Is this a joke? Is this guy for real? This guy has way to much time on his hands if so.

    Does he even ride a bicycle?

    I “suffer” from bike lust and use the term bike porn and enjoy riding my velomobile Quest more than just about anything in the world.

    I would not want to be with out my Quest as it has given me so much pleasure in the 6 months I have had it.

  2. Don’t worry, it’s a joke ! Just humour in a 30 year old film, but just recently uploaded to YouTube.
    It demonstrates how things have changed over the last 30 years.
    Cycling is back !

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