I was cycling in my Quest in the neighbourhood of Arnemuiden on a cycling path next of the main road, when I saw a large 4WD-car in the rear view mirror slowing down. When he was driving next to me, he steered his right wheels through a muddy pool between the main road and the cycling path, so I got the shit all over me and my Quest.
I shouted some words that my father tought me a long time ago and thought about the saying “the larger his car the smaller his dick”.
I couldn’t read the license plate because of all the mud on my sunglasses, but I’m quite sure he drove into the village of Arnemuiden. I tried to find him there but I was unlucky ……….